BEN WEASEL
“I never said anything very clever.”

Would you give me a short shot, what´s going on in today´s local punk
scene? And bands or clubs you prefer or not prefer?
Ben: No idea. I haven't been out to a show I wasn't playing in
many years.
What question would you like to be asked in interviews, but you are never
asked? And what is your answer?
Ben: Usually questions about songwriting, nobody ever asks about
that. If they did, my answers would undoubtedly point out what I brilliant
songwriter I think myself to be. So maybe it's better if nobody asks.
Please give me one or two questions to ask the next band I interview.
Ben: 1. Why bother? 2. Really. Who cares?

What is the best sentence you have ever heard, that someone has managed to
get into a song's lyrics?
Ben: “The 'Phaedo' and 'Timaeus' are works which demonstrate the
conscious separation of the knower from the known and the dual nature of the
body and the soul.”
Which record could I find in your CD-player or at your turn-table?
Ben: I just burned a compilation CD for my nephew with stuff like
Chuck Berry and the Ramones and the Blue Oyster Cult and a whole bunch of other
stuff. I was listening to the Dickies last week too.
What is your fave word, that you used very often for writing songs? Any
explanation?
Ben: “Wanna” maybe. Or “Baby”. I use the word “seems” a lot, too.

What are your favorite punk sites on the web?
Ben: I don't have any.
First record you ever bought yourselves?
Ben: “Goofy Greats”, circa 1974 or 75. It was a K-Tel compilation
featuring bubblegum greats the Ohio Express and the 1910 Fruitgum Co. as well as
stuff like the Tokens and great songs like “Ahab The Arab” and “Snoopy Vs. The
Red Baron”. Soon after I bought Aerosmith's “Get Your Wings” and the floodgates
opened.
What was your last interview you did?
Ben: I don't remember.

Please describe the best local eccentrics - the unique and interesting
people in your town.
Ben: There's a crazy guy who hangs around the coffee shop who
pretends to be homeless. He always has his Walkman on and he only listens to
Olivia Newton-John. His name is Joe so me and some of the people at the shop
refer to him as Olivia Newton-Joe. There's some lunatic who drives around town
in a red cargo van plastered with American flags in all the windows. He's got
sticker letters on the side of the van that read "9/11 - Never forget!" The guy
who owns the New Rebozo isn't very interesting but he's somewhat unique in that
he says "Oh my GOD!" after every third word. He even has "Oh my GOD!" printed on
the receipts at the restaurant. I used to run into this guy up by the record
shop who was in band. It seemed like every week the band was changing. First
they were funk, then they were soul, then r&b, then gospel. And every time they
changed styles, they'd get new stage clothes, like suits or jumpsuits. There
were like a dozen guys in the band. And he'd describe the new costumes to me and
I'd always tell him they sounded really terrific. He really seemed to think he
was going to make it big any day. All he needed was the right clothes to go with
the right kind of music. Hey, it works for punk!
What was your most cherished toy when you were a kid?
Ben: I had an Evil Knievel doll/motorcycle combo I was pretty
crazy about.
What´s the most over-rated and the most un-rated punk rock band?
Ben: Right now? I have no idea.
If you get the chance to play on a tribute – sampler. Which band did you
like to choice?
Ben: I don't know, I'm not too good at covering other people's
stuff.
Do you have a day job beside the music?
Ben: No.
Is punk relevant in your life anymore or just a phase of your misspent
youth?
Ben: No, it's not really too relevant in my life anymore. But it
wasn't just a phase of my misspent youth either. I like the music but I can't
stand everything else that comes along with it. I used to love all the drama and
politics and social bullshit, but I can't stand it anymore and that's why I
don't have anything to do with it anymore.
When you look back at the time you spent in Screeching Weasel, what sticks
out the most? What's the general feeling you get about it? Do you miss it?
Ben: I don't miss it. Honestly, I'm embarrassed by the lack of
quality of most of the music. Most of the time it really wasn't very fun for me.
It was a lot of work, mostly work that I really didn't know how to do, so I did
it very badly a lot of the time. I have no idea how the band did as well as it
did. I used to think that as time passed I would gain more objectivity about the
band and be able to understand why it did okay. But the more time that passes,
the less sense it makes. I'm glad it did well and there were some really fun
times, but I'm very happy it's all over now and I can get on with the rest of my
life.
Being over the teenage age, how do you view teenagers now?
Ben: With distrust, contempt and a sense of annoyance, like any
reasonable person my age.
What was the strangest thing that´s been thrown at you on stage?
Ben: A class ring.
Who is/was the biggest loudmouth in punk rock, that you met or knew? And
why?
Ben: Aside from me, Al Sobrante. Al has balls. Half of what he
says is bullshit, but the other half is pure gold.

The most clever word you ever said?
Ben: I never said anything very clever.
Anything you would like to add?
Ben: Not really.
Ralf Real Shock would like to thank Nanette and Steven from "Fat Wreck Chords" in Berlin, for making this short interview possible.